#Don't Be a Poo Hoodie

One of our most popular designs. Join the "movement" with the ethos of Merjesus #DontBeaPoo. 
The Hoodie You’ll "Accidentally" Wear Every Day
Soft? Yep. Cozy? Obviously. Stylish enough to pretend you didn’t just roll out of bed? Absolutely. This is your new go-to hoodie for cool nights, lazy days, and pretending to be productive.
Vital Stats:
50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester (Heather Sport Dark Navy plays by its own rules: 40/60)
Mid-weight but majorly soft (8.0 oz/yd²)
Air-jet spun yarn = smooth feel, fewer fuzzballs
Double-lined hood with matching drawstrings (you fancy)
Kangaroo pocket for snacks, hands, or existential dread 
No awkward front crease (thank science)
Double-stitched where it matters
A Couple Notes:
"White" might look more “vintage cream.” We’re calling it a vibe.
Made on demand to avoid waste—because the planet matters more than instant gratification.


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!